sprezzatura: (Bad Things)
I find myself troubled by the Jade Goody story. )
sprezzatura: (Siouxsie)
You wouldn't have sold out for Lurpak, would you, Johnny Rotten? Though I expect you would have considered Anchor if they'd worded their advert right.

Rock'n'roll.
sprezzatura: (Mood Puking Pumpkin)
Inspired to look by [livejournal.com profile] miss_soap's search for the world's least appetising delicacies, and posted here entirely for the sake of a cheap laugh, I'd like to see Kerry Katona eating this stuff on TV.
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Following on from last week's incident* in which I called Neil Morrissey a tosser, have any of you ever said anything rude to a celebrity, viewers? If so, what? If not, what would you like to say?

Ronnie Barker asked my mum to get out of the way once, but he was quite polite about it and said 'please'.

*Friends locked, due to other details, but basically I called Neil Morrissey a tosser for being an inconsiderate driver.
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Last night, despite being knackered after a weekend of Goblin Squashing, my beloved Edward leapt out of bed and to my rescue when I was set upon by a marauding arachnid in the cupboard under the stairs. I related this story to co-worker J, a keen gardener, who expressed the wholly incorrect opinion that spiders are lovely and if I am scared of them then I must be utterly wet and a weed. In an attempt to rationalise my longstanding phobia, she asked me would I still be scared of them if they were pink.

You can see where this is going, can't you? )
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